In this hilarious episode, Tim and Johnny discuss: Kermit's Dong, Flip Shart, Better Than Titties, The Perfect Brown Eye, New Set of Balls, Lucky 13, Flappies, Real Super Heroes, Insertion Problems, Flaming Envelopes, Gay Measuring Stick, How far till you're gay?, Wooley Bully, Ear Muffs, Screwing the Mattress, Mike Tyson, Spin Art, I.B.S., Fart Stains, Dicktriloquist, Behyman, Blue Water, Alcholine test, The Hot Funeral Director, Wearing a Monocle, The Perfect Butthole, Bowling Pen Q-Tip, Harry Moto and Fighting Exotic Animals 

In this hilarious episode, Tim & Johnny discuss: The Quilter, Vag Wash, Wooly Bully, Pussy Juice, The Pert Plus Burn, Killing Puppies, Eatin' Dog, Roadhouse, Seattle Taking Over, Barack Eats Dog, Live in Chicago, The Blue Meat, Wrestling Women, ...Except, They're Titties, Cream Bleeding, Playing with Titties, Peeing in her Mouth, Titty Twister, Cyclops Titty, The Mixx Talk on TheMixNow.com, The YMCA, Johnny's Skeet Pouch, Marvin The Martian & The Great Gazoo, The Flintstones were Cannibals, Feeding a Chicken Eggs, The Anal Canal, Sweet Brown's Got Bronchitis, Pop and Lock, Parachute Pants, The Skating Rink, Hand Job Etiquette, Feet Jerkin', My Arm Hurts and The Sperm Bath.

In this hilarious episode, Tim and Johnny discuss: Pre-cum, The 3 Stooges, Anti-Titanic, Hello Peoria!, Speed Dick/Dick Stick, Monks @ Starbucks, The Hobo Gazette, Diamond Dave & Van Halen, Parkisons vs. Turrets, More Pube Talk, Mannequin Junk, Richard's Sporting Goods, Taking the Show all the way in, Converting Virgins & Lesbians, Thinking in Drops, Where is Monkville?, Finding the Hymen, Anti-Premature Ejaculation Thoughts, 98 Degrees & Pink, Butler Hand-job, Joe Dirt Style, T-Shirt Slogans, Homeless Pube Taco, Explaining Midgets, Churching up a Chimphant, Chicken Hymen Marsala, A Fucking License, White Diamond Butt-hole Fucker, Pirate Fucking and Getting pee'd on.

In this hilarious new episode, Tim & Johnny discuss: IKEA make you gay, Stalking with your eyes, The VFW, The Six pound dick challenge, Midge carny puss, Broke dick, Zinc oxide, Pants on the ground, Coupon whore dot org, From a long line of horse thieves, Eye patch people, Norweigah & Denmarken, English muther fucker, The Pussy Whisperer, The Blumpkin, Sexy Cartoons, Santa & the Easter bunny, Passionate about the penny, Going green, Micro brews, Playing with poop, American Reunion, Gun Smithin', On behalf of humanity, Suckin' yourself, The Taco Bus, Ace & Gary, Caddy Shack, Stargazing nerd, Ass eating, and getting pooped on.

In this exciting new episode, Tim and Johnny discuss: The Wet Fart, Pepsi Next, A-hole Sr. Mall Heckler, Glitter Hands, The Wienaar in the Cravaas, Movie Panic, The Land-line, A Gaggle of Whores, Your Mamma's Booty Hole, The Pussyhair Sweater, Lazy Mimberz & the Boom-box, Hulk Hogan and the Foreman Grill, Harvesting Homeless Pussyhair, Dirty Whore Fetish, Magic and the HiV(5), Spitting Trouser Snake, Tahiti, Bunny Ranch Hookers, Just The Tip, Pubic Spacers & Traffic Cones, Sexual Rodeo, CVS Snacks, Beer Talk, Red Rocket Crick and the Redneck Grill-Master.

In this hilarious new episode, Tim and Johnny discuss: TampaHottie99, Go fack ya-sef, Tuna melt & pork snorkel, Grudge fuck, Next ex-wife, Balls on top, FBI profile, Big fat lesbian Rosie, Skin graft, Knee mail, Summer Breeze, Condo picker, Jerk-sock lamp, Think tongue tard, Combo #5, Aunt Crabby Dick, The Riddler of skeet, Order by number, Big Black Mamba, Dr. Cockburn Urologist, Smoof, Shitdigger revisited, Republican National Convention, Gay soccer team, Mimes, Foam #1 finger, Dane Cook joke stealer, The Winklvi, The Coz & the Ozz, Fashion Smack-down, Jaying the teeth, Pudding & Beeer, and the butter straw. 

In this hilarious new episode, Johnny and Tim discuss: Not So Smart Cars, Pallet Jacking, The Courtesy Wave, Mimberin' Numberz, Jeeps & Fagottas, Doomsday Prep, Suck on the Meat Straw,The Sperm Whale, Saved By The Bell, Pussy Savant, The Munsters vs. The Adams Family, Ellie Mae and Regis, The Notre Dame Fantasy, Mata Envy, Cum Dump 2012, The Perfect Girl Revisited, Faking O's, Am I gay or Cheating?, NFL Gameday Gig, and Grapefruit League Pussy.

In this hilarious new episode, Tim & Johnny discuss: The Apathetic Laugh, The Mayan Calender, Anti-Whale Tail Shirt Extender, Dick Hats, Screwing Squeaky, Farting in Public, The King of Shit town, QR Code Fail, Clown Hater, Britannica Done, The Skeet Dispenser, Alimony Out of Control, The Carolla Dilemma, Pizza Roulette, Non-Dairy Skeet, Poon Tang, Whisker Biscuit,  Bottle Caps, Sexy Geek Show, Phil Hendrie, The Place Where They Hide The Books, Quality Co-eds, Bullies, Radio Voice, You Are The Weakest Link, Brits Hatin' on the U.S. and Bowling With Bumpers.

In this hilarious episode, Tim and Johnny discuss: Early to Rise, The Perfect Girl, Cleaning Toilets, Bumble Bee, Johnny's Perfect Cartoon Girl, Dodge Stratus, Drunk Scooter Girl, Project X & Ralphy May, 40 F's, Loaning Credits, New Sheep Skin, Open Faced Sandwich, Can't Deny the Hi5, Camel Toe, FBE The Movie, Sharing Braces, Giving up Hygiene for Lent, The Dixie Task List, I'm Fucking John Stamos, and Casting the Movie.

In this hilarious new episode Tim and Johnny Discuss: The Birth Canal, Cash Call Jackpot, Smoking Old School Style, Vehicular Tag-a-longs, Booger Christening,  The Duvet, Bat Splat & Duck Smack, The Meat Guy, Chunky Chowder Clots, Animal Underachievers, Honey Badger, Gators vs. Lions, Hatin' on Yoko, Drop-oh-phobia, Butt Cleavage, Cee Lo's Sausage Fingers, The Oscars, Hill Billy Dick Fisherman, Cowboy Gold Rush, Bladder Infection or Coke Addiction, Ass-eaters from way back, A side of side meat, Carnies, Sellin' Taters on the Beach, Spoiler Alert, Flea Markets, Christmas in March, Emo Sex and Faces of Death on VHS